Late Night Reacts To Stormy Daniels’ Vivid Description Of Donald Trump’s Penis

Gerald Bowen
September 20, 2018

Stormy Daniels' new book is telling us all about the president - and she's leaving nothing (and we mean nothing) out.

Or any of the Mario games that involve the beloved little anthropomorphic mushroom Toad.

Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, also writes about her childhood in Baton Rouge, La., in her memoir. "I can't wait for a reporter to ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders to deny that", Kimmel also said. She describes her experience in the book as "the least impressive sex I'd ever had".

Ms Daniels described how she feared for her life after she was personally threatened at a parking lot in 2011 and warned not to tell Mr Trump's story.

Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen has pleaded guilty to a number of fraud charges in a gathering legal storm around the US President linked to the hush money payout of $100,000.

She said they were watching shark documentaries when Trump received a call from Hilary Clinton, his 2016 election rival. "He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning "our plan"..."

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According to the Guardian, Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif., where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he'd later make famous.

As he chatted her up, the billionaire supposedly told Daniels she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka.

The US President has repeatedly denied any relations with the adult star, who also claimed that the former's then-attorney, Michael Cohen, orchestrated a payment of United States dollars 130,000 to keep her quiet during the presidential elections.

She said Trump even suggested that he would allow her to cheat to remain on the show for more episodes. We don't even, we have separate rooms'.

And like everyone else in the world, he couldn't help but focus on her description of Trump's penis as "like the mushroom character in 'Mario Kart.'" But maybe not for the same reason as everyone else.

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